[15:31] <Ralp> Hiya Sockses
[15:31] <Ralp> How's the rat?
[15:32] <Sockses> A little better
[15:32] <Sockses> He's spent most of today washing himself
[15:32] <Sockses> Rather than lying puckered into a ball
[15:33] <nanon> maybe you should get him a pet snake...
[15:33] <nanon> and get the snake a pet cat...
[15:33] <nanon> and get the cat a pet ralp.
[15:33] <Ralp> ...and, and?
[15:34] <Ralp> I can't wait to hear the next step
[15:35] <nanon> get the ralp a pet...CLOD
[15:35] <Ralp> LOL
[15:35] <nanon> and the CLOD a pet Lurple.
[15:35] <nanon> work for you?
[15:35] <Ralp> Yes, the cycle is complete.
[15:36] <nanon> I have been led to believe that CLOD was really a super genius who was toying with your minds.  His inane chatter was just secret code words for his world domination plot... but its strictly a rumor he could even spell his name. 
[15:37] <batfink> clod was lurple's sock puppet alter ego
[15:38] <nanon> What'd we do to deserve CLOD?
[15:40] <timedout> i've come to believe that whole "clod"
[15:40] <timedout> thing is getting old.
[15:40] <Ralp> You are certainly wrong.
[15:40] <batfink> hehe
[15:40] *** Joins: pansy19 (~sorry@202.163.100.54)
[15:43] <pansy19> hi
[15:43] <pansy19> alone   here
[15:44] <Ralp> Hello pansy19
[15:44] <pansy19> hi
[15:44] <pansy19> how   r  u
[15:45] <pansy19> totally  bored
[15:45] <Sockses> Well, at least he/she is honest.
[15:46] <pansy19> hi  2  all
[15:46] <Sockses> hi pansy19
[15:47] <pansy19> hi   sockes
[15:47] <Ralp> pansy19, what's wrong with your spacebar?
[15:49] <pansy19> ok
[15:51] <Sockses> Baby, baby, baby.  You say this is your life?  Well, where is mine?
[15:52] <pansy19> ok
[15:52] <pansy19> baba   baba   baba
[15:52] * Sockses blinks at pansy19, astounded.
[15:52] <Sockses> what...are you doing?
[15:53] <nanon> it is learnings its first words sockses.
[15:53] <Sockses> ohhhh....
[15:53] * Sockses sits quietly.
[15:53] <Ralp> No Sockses, you have to teach her more words.
[15:54] <pansy19> hows  life?
[15:54] <pansy19> ok
[15:54] <pansy19> love
[15:55] <Sockses> yeeach.  I ate too much.
[15:56] <pansy19> same   here
[15:56] *** Quits: Sockses (sockses@ACAEADF8.ipt.aol.com) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[15:57] <ANUS99> pansy19: Yo is a cock sucker!
[15:57] *** ANUS99 was kicked by batfink ( ping this, jerkoff )
[15:57] <pansy19> laguage   please
[15:57] <pansy19> language
[15:58] <batfink> PaPaSoTe, lose the clone please
[15:59] <pansy19> papa   dont  preach
[16:00] <pansy19> l
[16:02] * Ralp encourages pansy19.
[16:03] <Ralp> You're doing great! Keep it up.
[16:04] <Mattress>  
[16:05] <pansy19> ok
[16:05] <pansy19> ralp
[16:06] <Ralp> pansy19, where are you from?
[16:06] <Ralp> and what language do they speak there?
[16:07] <pansy19> near  u
[16:08] <Ralp> How near me, pansy?
[16:08] <Ralp> If you say "more near" I'm going to unplug my computer.
[16:10] <pansy19> ehehehehhehehehhe
[16:10] <pansy19> too  much
[16:11] <cooldood> ne gul ou there aaaaaa/
[16:11] <Ralp> Oh dear
[16:12] <pansy19> like
[16:13] <pansy19> no  dear
[16:14] <Ralp> Yes, very similar to "no dear". Excellent point, pansy19.
[16:14] <cooldood> hi pansy
[16:14] <cooldood> howzz u doin mate
[16:14] <cooldood> ?
[16:15] <pansy19> ralp   do  u  have  mind?
[16:15] <batfink> pansy19, I think we've all asked ourselves that at some point :>
[16:15] <Ralp> I think you've all asked ME that at some point.
[16:16] <pansy19> ok
[16:16] <pansy19> do  u  like-------------------?
[16:17] <^MaleAngel^> do i like ??? what???
[16:18] <pansy19> RALP   will  u   -------------   me?
[16:19] <Ralp> Hmm, verb... 13 letters...
[16:19] <batfink> my guess is that -------- means laminate
[16:19] <Ralp> "perma-kickban"
[16:19] * Straitjacket bets that batfink isn't good at crosswords.
[16:20] <batfink> I just pencil anything in that fits, then in a fit of self loathing, drink tequila
[16:21] <Straitjacket> Oh, I was wrong. You are good at them.
[16:22] <pansy19> ralp   do  u  like  beer
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[16:22] <batfink> re Sockses
[16:22] <Sockses> is it still learning new words?
[16:23] <Ralp> It has made remarkable progress
[16:23] <Ralp> pansy19, show Sockses what we've taught you.
[16:23] *** Quits: Sockses (sockses@ACA126DA.ipt.aol.com) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[16:23] *** Joins: Sockses (sockses@ACA126DA.ipt.aol.com)
[16:23] <Sockses> ^&%&
[16:23] <Ralp> Wow, we taught pansy to disconnect Sockses
[16:25] <Mattress> I hate it when you install something and then it wants to restart the computer, did the install ever stop to think that maybe I'm doing other things with my computer besides just installing this one dumb thing?
[16:25] <pansy19> totally  bull  shit
[16:26] <batfink> my thoughts exactly, pansy19
[16:26] <Sockses> wow, it's learning well.
[16:26] <Sockses> Still hasn't learned to use the spacebar, though.
[16:28] <Ralp> I also hate when I install something and it automatically puts it in "\program files\company name\product 4.1". As if they are so arrogant to think that I'm actually going to install the entire suite, they need the company name directory, AND the version number so I can distinguish it from all the other versions I didn't download because I haven't been a loyal customer since the beta phase.
[16:33] <pansy19> dog
[16:33] <ChatDog> What?
[16:33] <pansy19> kiss
[16:33] <Sockses> another word?
[16:33] <Sockses> alright!
[16:34] <ChatDog> My ass?
[16:34] <Neongreen> Neongreen TYPE: !help for a List Of Commands
[16:34] <Neongreen> hey
[16:34] <Neongreen> who is the founder of the channel
[16:34] *** Neongreen was kicked by Ralp (!part)
[16:34] <Straitjacket> Ralp you are mean, man.
[16:34] <Ralp> Thank you
[16:35] <pansy19> love  u
[16:36] * Straitjacket thinks that pansy19 may be related to CLOD
[16:36] * batfink flashes back to play misty for me
[16:36] <Sockses> pansy19 on #chatworld #worldchat #chat #world 
[16:37] <pansy19> ok
[16:37] <pansy19> ok
[16:41] <Ralp> Are we going too fast for you, pansy?
[16:42] <batfink> surely not
[16:43] <pansy19> no
[16:43] <Straitjacket> I'm debating a snack.
[16:44] <Sockses> Who's winning?
[16:44] <Ralp> The snack makes some fine arguments, I'm sure, but I suspect it will see things your way in the end.
[16:45] <pansy19> ok
[16:45] <pansy19> ok
[16:45] <pansy19> some  chilled  beer
[16:45] <Ralp> What about it, pansy?
[16:46] <Ralp> I think you need to learn some verbs.
[16:47] <pansy19> ok
[16:47] <pansy19> learn   me
[16:48] <Sockses> there   is  not much   to  learn
[16:48] <Ralp> Lesson one: I think you mean "teach"
[16:49] *** Joins: CRAZY_HERO (~iffya@209.58.122.153)
[16:49] <CRAZY_HERO> can i say hi?
[16:49] <CRAZY_HERO> nah   no one care
[16:49] <Ralp> pansy cares.
[16:49] -Sockses- I think we have a match made in heaven.
[16:49] <CRAZY_HERO> i want u 2 care RachieStar
[16:49] <pansy19> ya
[16:50] <CRAZY_HERO> Ralp :P
[16:50] <CRAZY_HERO> dogy
[16:50] <CRAZY_HERO> hio:P
[16:50] <pansy19> ok
[16:50] <CRAZY_HERO> nah
[16:50] <CRAZY_HERO> noway
[16:51] <pansy19> a   quick  fox  jumps,  over  the  lazly  dog
[16:51] <Sockses> you forgot brown
[16:51] * CRAZY_HERO bs bs dogy i miss u come 2 me baby
[16:51] <CRAZY_HERO> :P
[16:51] <CRAZY_HERO> i like this ChatDog
[16:51] <CRAZY_HERO> :P
[16:51] <Sockses> hey rachie.
[16:51] *** Ralp changes topic to 'Ladies and gentlemen, we have found our new CLOD.'
[16:52] -batfink:@#chat- -(oppies@#chat)- anybody who presses that hard on the spacebar likely has issues.
[16:52] <pansy19> RALP
[16:52] <Ralp> YES pansy19!
[16:52] * CRAZY_HERO will bring some meat 4 ChatPup tomorow
[16:53] <CRAZY_HERO> hiz 2 Ralp    ?  strange
[16:53] <Sockses> pansy, you and CRAZY_HERO should date.
[16:53] <batfink> and possibly wed
[16:53] * Ralp could not agree more
[16:53] <CRAZY_HERO> Sockses   i wanna date u :P
[16:53] <Sockses> but definitely not have children.
[16:53] <CRAZY_HERO> and  i am not a gay  mate
[16:53] <Sockses> CRAZY_HERO, you don't have a chance in hell.
[16:54] <CRAZY_HERO> Sockses  yea   coz my place will b in heaven mate
[16:54] <Ralp> CRAZY_HERO, I really don't think you've fully considered all that pansy19 has to offer a guy like you.
[16:54] <batfink> uh huh
[16:54] <Sockses> In fact, if you were the last person on earth...I'd get into bestiality.
[16:54] <pansy19> NO
[16:54] <pansy19> NOT  AT  ALL
[16:54] <pansy19> BABY
[16:54] <CRAZY_HERO> Ralp  ;(
[16:54] <CRAZY_HERO> come'n     pansy19  what the hell
[16:54] <CRAZY_HERO> ;(
[16:54] <CRAZY_HERO> i like u man   why u wanna hurt me like that
[16:55] <CRAZY_HERO> ;(
[16:55] <batfink> CRAZY_HERO, tell pansy19 your good qualities.
[16:55] <Ralp> Yeah, I wanna hear this too..
[16:55] <^MaleAngel^> he sleeps nude
[16:55] <^MaleAngel^> lol
[16:55] <CRAZY_HERO> k k
[16:55] <CRAZY_HERO> all wanna get me
[16:55] <CRAZY_HERO> i am out
[16:55] <Ralp> CRAZY_HERO, wait!
[16:56] <Ralp> At least tell pansy when you'll be bck
[16:56] <Ralp> back
[16:56] * CRAZY_HERO is running away
[16:56] <batfink> CRAZY_HERO, we're trying to acquaint you with pansy19. a nice girl from close to where ralp is.
[16:56] <CRAZY_HERO> noway batfink
[16:56] <CRAZY_HERO> she is ugly
[16:56] <batfink> how do you know?
[16:56] <Sockses> how do you know that?
[16:56] <CRAZY_HERO> tell me  why Ralp  don't want her :P
[16:56] <pansy19> I  LIKE   LEVIS
[16:56] <Sockses> Ralp doesn't like sex.
[16:57] <CRAZY_HERO> pansy19   idiot
[16:57] <batfink> Ralp is gay
[16:57] <Straitjacket> Poor Ralp
[16:57] <Ralp> She likes Levis. I'm a Dockers man. It would never work out.
[16:57] <CRAZY_HERO> k  and i am a lesbian
[16:57] <CRAZY_HERO> i am a girl dud :)
[16:57] <CRAZY_HERO> just i use guys nicks
[16:57] <Straitjacket> Ralp, who do you think makes Dockers?
[16:57] *** Parts: pansy19 (~sorry@202.163.100.54)
[16:57] <Ralp> Shhhhh, Straitjacket!
[16:57] <batfink> oh I see. so why you wanna date Sockses, CRAZY_HERO?
[16:58] <batfink> way to go CRAZY_HERO. you hurt pansy's feelings.
[16:58] <CRAZY_HERO> look batfink
[16:58] <CRAZY_HERO> i told u  i am lesbian
[16:59] <Ralp> How do you know lesbianism doesn't appeal to pansy? You've missed your chance to find out.
[16:59] <CRAZY_HERO> Ralp    she is an idiot man ;(
[16:59] * Sockses blinks.
[17:00] <Sockses> CRAZY_HERO just called someone an idiot.
[17:00] * Sockses looks around for a pot calling a kettle black.
[17:00] <CRAZY_HERO> lovedove  just i wanna try this time
[17:01] * Ralp notes that it was never conclusively determined that pansy was indeed female.
[17:02] <RachieStar> YOU!
[17:02] <RachieStar> you make me feel
[17:03] <CRAZY_HERO> sick  right
[17:03] <RachieStar> you make me feel like a natural woman
[17:03] <CRAZY_HERO> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[17:03] * Sockses sets CRAZY_HERO on fire.
[17:03] *** CRAZY_HERO was kicked by Ralp (Flagrant abuse of H's will not be tolerated.)
