[11:49] *** Joins: AxlRose624 (justin4gil@1Cust52.tnt1.gadsden.al.da.uu.net) [11:50] anyone wanna chat with a guns n roses member [11:50] sure, AxlRose624. where is he? [11:50] right here, anyone [11:50] so who are you? [11:50] axl [11:52] *** Neurosis is now known as BillClinton2847 [11:52] Anyone wanna chat with a former US president? [11:52] hey! it's bill clinton [11:52] WOW, sure BillClinton2847!! [11:52] I REALLY AM BILL CLINTON. [11:52] how are you today Mr President? [11:52] * BillClinton2847 gives the thumbs up. [11:52] how may i service, um, serve you today, mr non president? [11:52] So what do you think of President Bush's environmental policies? [11:52] I'm awfully well, here, in the WHITE HOUSE, which is where I live, because I am the PRESIDENT, and that is where the PRESIDENT lives. [11:53] I think BUSH is a DRUG CRANK FACE. [11:53] *** BillClinton2847 is now known as Never [11:53] So, are you saying you approve? [11:53] I felt like a comic book. [11:53] Oh NO! Where could the VILLAINS have hidden the BOMB? [11:54] CERTAINLY NOT... in the BATHROOM! [11:57] I am tolerant of the extradimensional travelers that have phased at least partially into my head. They come to trade technology for human brains, which they value as ointment. [11:57] I am tolerant. [11:58] * Never emits suspicious beeping noises [11:58] I WAS BUILT TO KILL I WAS BUILT TO KILL I WAS BUILT TO KILL I WAS BUILT TO KILL [11:59] <_Euphoric_> ur silly Never [11:59] I'm also... tolerant. [12:00] * ascian takes never home [12:01] * Never squeaks [12:01] You're not planning some insane experiments, are you, ascian? [12:01] <_Euphoric_> ascian has a private dungeon - Never [12:02] _Euphoric_: I guess so. [12:02] * Never looks at ascian suspiciously [12:02] i didn't do it [12:03] you didn't tell me what you were planning on doing with me. You wouldn't happen to be planning experiments of a most unethical nature, would you? [12:04] unethical is my middle name [12:04] ascian: Good. ;> [12:04] ascian unethical... Canadian. Odd name. [12:13] The sun is coming in. [12:13] * Never wants to hug people. [12:13] so purty here. [12:14] * Mattress hugs Never [12:14] * Never hugs Mattress. :P [12:14] There weren't any plants like a week ago. [12:17] <_Euphoric_> will code html for food [12:17] * Mattress does code html for food [12:17] well, for money which he buys food with [12:17] I decode HTML for food which I sell for money. [12:18] That's an odd occupation, Ralp. [12:18] More a hobby, really. [12:18] I code food, which I sell as HTML, but it's really money. [12:18] Don't tell anyone. [12:22] we sit on irc all day long and don't ever do any work [12:23] Hey, speak for yourself. I've decoded 800 lines of HTML today, for about 2 bushels of zucchinis. [12:23] And I, in turn, decoded them and sold them as HTML. [12:24] mm zucchini bread [12:24] They were, however, money. At least by the time I got done decoding them. [12:24] which i paid good money for [12:31] i'll ssh to this machine from now on ;) [12:31] I always IRC as root! Root root root root root. [12:31] I always make sure to start six different copies of lpd and rstatd too. You know, just in case. [12:31] My BitchX doesn't even let me IRC as root. [12:31] And Red Hat 5.2. [12:31] lol [12:32] * jonnythan cuddles his openbsd box [12:32] OpenBSD. FUCK you. :P ORBit wouldn't compile yesterday so I couldn't make GNOME =/ [12:32] I love OpenBSD but IT DOES NOT LOVE ME! [12:33] i don't abuse it by running x on it. [12:33] Oh, I don't want X. My dad does, though. he has access to the machine. [12:33] I figure, if I'm gonna run X, at least have it be useful by putting GNOME on it. Default X is rather humorous. [12:33] * jonnythan uses..er..apache, ftpd...umm...ssh and samba [12:33] Is your dad 31337? [12:33] hehehe never, it is [12:34] I use SSH, and what I usually do is compile programs I like the sound of, they don't work, so I cat /dev/urandom > /dev/rmidi0 [12:34] try that if you're running OpenBSD. [12:35] well i don't have a sound card of any sort so it won't do much [12:35] It comes out of my PC speaker. dunno about you. ;> [12:35] don't have that either :P [12:35] motherboard, proc, memory, network card, graphics card and power supply [12:35] Yah, you have a cardboard box, don't you? [12:35] no keyboard, no monitor, no mouse, no case, no power button [12:36] i touch the mb contacts with a screwdriver to turn it on. [12:36] and it's sitting in a cardboard box, yes [12:58] Ahh, I have awesome computar skills, I secure my machine from buffer overflows, format string!@ HAXOR! PASSWORD CRACKING! DENIAL OF SERVICE! but the fucker came up with a boot disk and changed my root password =( [12:58] Buffer is such a stain. [12:59] that's why i don't have a floppy drive. or keyboard. [12:59] I was thinking of removing the monitor from the BSD machine once I get everything working. [13:00] oh yeah. no monitor. [13:00] *** Joins: EFTPM (hhhhhhmmmm@210-185-20-66.lnk.au.asiaonline.net) [13:00] And if someone broke into your house with a floppy drive to install and a boot disk, that last place he's ever check would be the CARDBOARD BOX! [13:00] * Never laughs [13:00] if you wanna be totally safe you should get rid of the cpu as well [13:00] crack apache, ssh with a password, or too fucking bad [13:00] anyone heard anything about genetically modified pitbulls ????????? [13:00] exactly ralp. [13:00] I do find the thought amusing that someone would break into his house with a floppy drive and a boot disk. [13:00] or now about the site [13:00] Bite your head off, man. [13:01] anyone????????????? [13:01] please help [13:01] oh yeah [13:01] research >>> ?? [13:01] ive got a genetically modified pitbull [13:01] its called fluffy [13:01] sure you have [13:01] EFTPM, please go fuck a small rodent of some type [13:01] good one [13:01] preferable ralp [13:01] ARE THE GENETIKLY MODIFYED PITBULS ATTAKING U NOW EFTPM??? [13:02] hmm is this all u do all day [13:02] i cam on for help [13:02] you are tooo amusing for me [13:02] you'll notice we're not a help channel [13:02] much less a genetically modified pit bull help channel [13:02] try #fuckinglosers or #geneticallymodifiedpitbullhelp [13:03] #geneticallymodifiedpitbullhelp has mostly warez last time I checked. ;\