00:00 -!- Topic for #chat: the internet is serious business
00:00 -!- Topic set by Lurple [Wed Dec  1 22:04:30 2004]

00:54 <Lurple> Welcome back Jouni
00:54 <Jouni> Thank you.
00:54 <Lurple> What kind of handgun will you buy?
00:55 <Jouni> My internet went down
00:55 <Zoolie> internet doesnt like you
00:55 <Jouni> lurple: im not sure. have no experience.. but there are training locals here in my town
00:55 <Jouni> think im gonna check it out
00:55 <Jouni> dont think you even need to buy one
00:55 <Ralp> hey I think you should get
00:55 <Ralp> a DESERT EAGLE!!!
00:55 <Jouni> pay some money and they let you practice like 1 hour maube
00:56 <Zoolie> deagle lol
00:56 <Ralp> that is what all the badasses use in the movie films
00:56 <Ralp> and on the video games I use it and it kills zombies and counterterrorists awesome
00:56 <triscuit> like, Snatch
00:57 <Zoolie> dude triscuit said snatch
00:57 <triscuit> the movie
00:57 <Lurple> Do you use the .44 or the .50 cal, Ralp?
00:57 <triscuit> how can there be a difference?
00:57 <Ralp> which one is bigger
00:57 <Lurple> I'll let you guess.
00:58 <triscuit> cal also means meters, right?
00:59 <Ralp> meters!!!! what the hell go back to russia
00:59 <triscuit> miles, sorry
00:59 <triscuit> same thing, really
01:00 <Lurple> Yes, they sell guns in caliber of meters.  A .50 caliber pistol is 50% of a meter.
01:00 <Ralp> what is the other 50%?
01:00 <Lurple> Tofu.
01:06 <Zoolie> ...
01:06 <Zoolie> oh. you're kidding
01:06 <triscuit> haha! nope!
01:06 <Lurple> No, really?
01:06 <triscuit> never.
01:09 <Zoolie> ...
01:09 <Zoolie> so uh.
01:09 <Zoolie> a 50 cal browning has a muzzle diameter of 50cm
01:09 <Lurple> Given the choice, would you see  a)  Blade Trinity or b) the Spongebob movie
01:09 <triscuit> spongebob, hell yeah
01:10 <Lurple> Or maybe .5meters!
01:10 <triscuit> 500mm.
01:10 <Ralp> a) three times instead of b) once
01:10 <triscuit> Ralp: in a row or what?
01:11 <Lurple> What if I saw your a) or b) and saw you a c) House of Flying Daggers
01:11 <Lurple> err, raised
01:11 -!- triscuit is now known as Zop
01:11 <Ralp> hmm that is a good question, maybe it would be better spread out over like a week but then again if it is really bad that might just prolong the suffering
01:12 <Lurple> My advice, don't see either one sober
01:12 <Ralp> Anyway I am probably going to see Blade 3 of my own volition because although Blade 2 fucking sucked the first one was a really good movie
01:12 <Lurple> I agree Ralp.  I liked Blade 1 and hated Blade 2.
01:13 <Ralp> and like a year ago I read that the director or producer or writer or someone was trying to take Blade 3 "back to its roots" or something like that and make it just about killing vampires again
01:14 <Ralp> (I read this on the internet)
01:14 <Ralp> see topic
01:14 <Zop> not... the internet!
01:14 <Lurple> I heard the director of this one wrote the other two, but I heard it on the internet
01:14 <Lurple> And you cant trust those people
01:14 <Lurple> They're like Cathar heretics.
01:14 -!- Kristeh [Kristeh@ACC21622.ipt.aol.com] has joined #chat
01:15 <Lurple> Uh oh, Kristeh has come to cause trouble.
01:15 <Kristeh> you know it
01:15  * Lurple sics Kristeh on nanon
01:16 <Kristeh> hah...oh sure...like i wanna talk to nanon
01:16 <Kristeh> thanks
01:16 <Ralp> Kristeh what do you think about Blade Trinity?
01:16 <Lurple> You would prefer to talk to Ralp?
01:17 <Kristeh> Ralp, well personally i like blade one and two...and though that dumb chic is in blade trinity and i wish to hell she wasnt... i am hoping for the best..and i have full faith in snipes...
01:17 <Ralp> which dumb chick
01:18 <Lurple> You object to Jessica Biel, or however you spell her name?
01:18 <Kristeh> The Chic who is the daughter
01:18 <Kristeh> i do
01:18 <Lurple> Expound
01:18 <Kristeh> she is a cheese ball and snipes has always been the main character i dont see why they had to go bring her in
01:18 <Kristeh> give her her own damn movie to make a fool of herself
01:19 <Lurple> They brought in fucking Kristoferson.
01:19 <Kristeh> but dont put her in one of the greatest sequals ever
01:20 <Lurple> I wish they would let Snipes fight and stop with the quick camera cuts and shakey-cam
01:20 <Lurple> I have heard part 3 has the same issues.    :(
01:20 <Kristeh> snipes so rules
01:21 <Kristeh> the man is awesome
01:21 <Ralp> I wish there were some vampires and then Blade kills them!!!  with a sword!
01:21 <Lurple> And a STAKE, Ralp
01:21 <Zop> and then he kills some more!
01:22 <Lurple> AND THEN, he pauses to look constipated/sad
01:22 <Zop> /contemplative/stoned
01:22 <Ralp> yeah and then he fights the head vampire but he is invincible
01:22 <Ralp> but then the sun comes up because blade tricked him by setting the clocks back, LOL
01:22 <Kristeh> yeah that would be a great movie
01:22 <Kristeh> prolly take the top mark
01:22 <Zop> wow, you should be a tv script writer, Ralp
01:23 <Zop> yes, that is an insult
01:23 <Lurple> Oscars for everyone
