Session Start: Mon Nov 19 00:00:00 2001
[01:58] *** ScreamingUndeadJesus is now known as AOLOL
[01:58] *** Mattress is now known as gAyOL
[01:59] <AOLOL> AOL LOL !
[01:59] <AOLOL> I'm a genius.
[01:59] *** batnan is now known as U4401
[01:59] <gAyOL> it is now against the law to speak a sentence that doesn't have AOL in it somewhere.
[02:00] * Dark_Rivers no longer wants to speak with Ryan.
[02:00] <Cizqo> what?
[02:00] <gAyOL> or a sentence fragment, AOL
[02:00] *** Joins: leo_the_lion (~biolal007@63.82.133.45)
[02:00] <U4401> AOL you sure gAyOL?
[02:00] *** Joins: vine (~rald_ron@61.9.59.11)
[02:00] <gAyOL> this decree came right from the king of AOL, satan himself
[02:01] *** Joins: mrweirdo (webmaster@216-171-196-126.dpe.net)
[02:01] <AOLOL> Hmmm. AOL.
[02:01] <mrweirdo> http://www.webhostingtalk.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=10 
[02:01] *** gAyOL sets mode: +b *!webmaster@*.dpe.net
[02:01] *** mrweirdo was kicked by gAyOL (blasphemer!)
[02:02] <Dark_Rivers> How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[02:02] <AOLOL> THREE, BUT THEY HAVE TO BE REALLY SMALL MEN
[02:03] <Dark_Rivers> the number is correct, but reason is wrong.
[02:03] * gAyOL reminds you that you must use AOL in every sentence or sentence fragment
[02:03] <Ralp> three: one to screw it in, and two to use AOL
[02:03] <AOLOL> AOL!
[02:04] <U4401> three: one to sign on to AOL, one to dl the instructions, and the third to get his wife to do it
[02:04] <Dark_Rivers> Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. 
[02:04] *** Quits: vine (~rald_ron@61.9.59.11) (Quit: Leaving)
[02:04] <U4401> My answer was correct.
[02:04] *** Quits: casmos (~.........@202.133.69.231) (Quit: )
[02:04] <Ralp> I like my answer aolt better.
[02:05] * gAyOL casually notes Amanda's blatent disregard for the rules set down by AOL
[02:05] <U4401> I AOL on your grave ralp.
[02:05] *** Joins: vine (~rald_ron@61.9.59.11)
[02:05] <Cizqo> it's all relative
[02:05] <Ralp> You mean it's aol relative.
[02:05] * Dark_Rivers laughs at the rules.
[02:06] <AOLOL> "I sure am sublime now in my assfacery."
[02:06] * gAyOL incarcerates Amanda
[02:06] *** Joins: Locky (Locky@203-206-13-60-dial.froggy.com.au)
[02:07] * Dark_Rivers laughs at the incarceration
[02:07] *** U4401 is now known as nAnOL
[02:07] *** Ralp is now known as rAOLp
[02:08] * AOLOL is aolready compliant
[02:08] *** ChatPup sets mode: -b *!*@user-38ld7sc.dialup.mindspring.com
[02:08] * gAyOL listens to AOL - AOL
[02:08] * nAnOL plays the AOL live at AOL stadium -Lets AOL.mp3
[02:08] * AOLOL listens to "AOL I Want" by Offspring
[02:09] *** Quits: SANAA` (winxp@203.135.35.71) (Ping timeout)
[02:09] *** ChatPup sets mode: -b *!*@*mpoweredpc.net
[02:09] * gAyOL says AOL
[02:09] <nAnOL> AOL i want for christmas is AOL 7.5
[02:09] <gAyOL> mmm, I just love saying AOL
[02:09] * rAOLp 's got mail!
[02:09] <gAyOL> AOL AOL AOL AOL AOL AOL AOL
[02:09] <Locky> AOL sucks.
[02:10] *** Joins: BROKENMINDZ (~brokenmin@61.1.248.246)
[02:10] <AOLOL> You didn't saol AOL, rAOLp
[02:10] *** Locky was kicked by gAyOL (Unbeliever! aol)
[02:10] *** Joins: Locky (Locky@203-206-13-60-dial.froggy.com.au)
[02:10] <BROKENMINDZ> fuck me all
[02:10] <Dark_Rivers> Don't make me mass kick you.
[02:10] <Locky> gAyOL: Look at your nick. GAOL.
[02:10] <BROKENMINDZ> balls 
[02:10] <rAOLp> The AOL was implied.
[02:10] <BROKENMINDZ> u kick ur mom 
[02:10] <nAnOL> kick us AOL manda?
[02:10] <BROKENMINDZ> asshole 
[02:10] *** gAyOL sets mode: +b *!*brokenmin@61.1.248.*
[02:10] *** BROKENMINDZ was kicked by gAyOL (is this the internet??? AOL)
[02:10] <AOLOL> I CAN HAVE MAIL WITHOUT HAVING AOL
[02:10] <AOLOL> CONVERSELY, I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE MAIL TO HAVE AOL!
[02:11] <rAOLp> asshaole, you mean?
[02:11] *** Parts: Locky (Locky@203-206-13-60-dial.froggy.com.au)
[02:11] <AOLOL> AOLOL
[02:11] * Dark_Rivers realizes she is a hypocrite.
[02:11] <nAnOL> rofjmAOL
[02:11] * gAyOL AOL's in the corner with a rag
[02:12] * nAnOL AOL's from his cellphone
[02:12] *** Dark_Rivers is now known as Rivers-brb
[02:12] *** leo_the_lion was kicked by rAOLp (aol_the_lion)
[02:12] *** Joins: only-for- (jackssashi@212.77.193.51)
[02:12] <nAnOL> I've got pictures
[02:13] <gAyOL> pictures of AOL?
[02:13] * gAyOL puts his AOL posters up on the wall
[02:13] <rAOLp> aolf caolurse!
[02:13] <nAnOL> can we go gAOLfing again?
[02:14] *** Joins: bloem (~peacer@203.130.236.227)
[02:14] * gAyOL thinks.... AdOLf hitler..
[02:14] <bloem> hello.....everybody.....
[02:14] <nAnOL> blAOLm!
[02:14] <gAyOL> bloem, all sentences and sentence fragment must contain AOL
[02:15] <rAOLp> I like fraolmaoling in the raolin aolf aoll the paol aoln interaolnet aolaolaol!
[02:15] <AOLOL> bloem: HELLAOL!
[02:15] <AOLOL> I can't fucking read thaolt.
[02:15] <gAyOL> please observe these rules or be sentenced to death by AOL
[02:16] <nAnOL> gAOL fuck yAOLrseAOLf AOLsshAOLe
[02:16] <rAOLp> I'm gaold, AOLOL. Me neither.
[02:16] *** Joins: chandrasekar (~GalaxySur@210.186.220.26)
[02:16] <AOLOL> Chandrasekhar
[02:16] <bloem> hey...what you guys talking about?
[02:16] <AOLOL> chandrasekar: you are misspaolled.
[02:16] <rAOLp> aolol
[02:16] <gAyOL> bloem, all sentences and sentence fragment must contain AOL, this is your last warning
[02:17] *** Parts: bravewave (~bnbnbn@202.54.24.150)
[02:18] <rAOLp> This is far aolamer than Guest Poker.
[02:18] *** AOLOL is now known as Abel
[02:18] *** Quits: Del-Piero^_^ (~-------@202.158.54.183) (Ping timeout)
[02:18] <Abel> WHAOLT
[02:18] <Abel> ?
[02:18] *** Joins: d5o (nX2k@dialup-64.157.119.163.Dial1.Dallas1.Level3.net)
[02:18] <Abel> !
[02:18] *** Rivers-brb is now known as Dark_Rivers
[02:18] <Abel> THIS IS cOAOL
[02:18] <gAyOL> hmmm.. aol
[02:18] <rAOLp> HAOLI, Dark_Rivers
[02:18] *** Parts: d5o (nX2k@dialup-64.157.119.163.Dial1.Dallas1.Level3.net)
[02:18] * Dark_Rivers rolls her eyes.
[02:18] <gAyOL> welcome bAOLck, amanda
[02:18] <nAnOL> WAOLcome bAOLck mAOLndAOL
[02:18] *** Joins: Twisted- (~death@61.11.17.87)
[02:18] <Abel> AOLMAOLNDAOL
[02:19] * rAOLp raolls them back
[02:19] *** Joins: Del-Piero^_^ (~-------@202.158.54.183)
[02:19] * Cizqo rolls Amanda her eyes for a strike
[02:19] *** Parts: Twisted- (~death@61.11.17.87)
[02:19] *** Abel is now known as Guest55661
[02:19] <Guest55661> TWO PAIR
[02:19] *** Quits: ce_M4C3UH (USER7@202.153.241.88) (Quit: )
[02:19] <Guest55661> bitchin'.
[02:19] *** Guest55661 is now known as Never
[02:19] <rAOLp> ha
[02:20] * gAyOL sends word to AOL high command about Dark_Rivers and Cizqo's non compliance
[02:20] <rAOLp> ..ol
[02:20] * Dark_Rivers flashes gAyOL
[02:20] * Cizqo moons gayol
[02:20] *** Del-Piero^_^ is now known as Guest04886
[02:21] * gAyOL takes photos, aol
[02:21] *** rAOLp is now known as Ralp
